Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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The product
was tested
by security
experts
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
You don't understand
the context
No one has complained before
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We read
Schneier's
book
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
La, la, la
we're not
listening
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Your privacy
is our priority
We follow industry standard practices security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our
customers
love
our product
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You have excessive expectations of robustness We meet all government standards You've got a conflict of interest Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We always act in the best interests of customers
Our competitors have the same problems You're only
helping
the bad guys
What do
you have
against
us?
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Everybody
does it
this way