We use cryptography |
You're part of a conspiracy |
If you hadn't told anyone, it would still be secure |
What do you have against us? |
No one has complained before |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You must be being paid by our competition |
You're so negative |
| [complete silence] |
No one has ever found any problems |
security problem excuse BINGO |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
We meet all government standards |
You're being irresponsible |
The product was tested by security experts |
La, la, la we're not listening |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
Why do you hate America? |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
You don't understand the context |