Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
It's probably impractical You have excessive expectations of robustness You're part
of a
conspiracy
You're only
helping
the bad guys
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
No one
has ever
found any problems
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Our
success
speaks
for itself
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
The product
was tested
by security
experts
Everybody
does it
this way
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Our competitors have the same problems You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We meet all industry standards We use
cryptography
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Why do you
hate
America?
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
La, la, la
we're not
listening
We've
always
done it
this way