| What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
Why do you
hate
America? |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
You're
paranoid |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You've got a conflict of interest |
What do
you have
against
us? |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We meet all industry standards |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We employ
top security
experts |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |