Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
No one
would ever
think of
that
Everybody
does it
this way
[complete silence]
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We think
it is
secure
enough
Only really smart people can carry out this attack If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
Nobody's
perfect
You have excessive expectations of robustness La, la, la
we're not
listening
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
No one has complained before
Your privacy
is our priority
We meet all government standards No
comment
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
No one
has ever
found any problems
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Nothing is
100% secure
You're being
irresponsible
We already
knew
about it
You're only
helping
the bad guys