Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We follow industry standard practices Any security concerns are unsubstantiated No one
has ever
found any problems
You don't understand
the context
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We have never intentionally weakened our products [complete silence] You're just
looking
for
attention
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
It's a
feature
our users
want
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Everybody
does it
this way
La, la, la
we're not
listening
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Let's see
you
design
something
better
You're being
irresponsible
Our
success
speaks
for itself
No one
would ever
think of
that
You're so negative No
comment
It's probably impractical We've
always
done it
this way
We use
cryptography