Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
What kind of a person looks for flaws? What do
you have
against
us?
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Our
customers
love
our product
You're just
looking
for
attention
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We take
security
very
seriously
Let's see
you
design
something
better
Our competitors have the same problems No
comment
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Nothing is
100% secure
You're so negative Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You've got a conflict of interest You're being
irresponsible
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Nobody's
perfect
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility