Why do you
hate
America? |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Our
customers
love
our product |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
You're
paranoid |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're so negative |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We use
cryptography |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
It's probably impractical |
| We meet all industry standards |
No
comment |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Our competitors have the same problems |