Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Nobody's
perfect
We have never intentionally weakened our products You've got a conflict of interest You have excessive expectations of robustness Our
customers
love
our product
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We meet all government standards You're part
of a
conspiracy
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
It's a
feature
our users
want
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We already
knew
about it
Let's see
you
design
something
better
[complete silence] The product
was tested
by security
experts
We always act in the best interests of customers Why are you trying to harm our industry? Nothing is
100% secure
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You're
just an
academic
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You're just
looking
for
attention
What kind of a person looks for flaws?