Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
You don't understand
the context |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
[complete silence] |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
We use
cryptography |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
| We meet all government standards |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
You're
paranoid |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
We already
knew
about it |
You're
just an
academic |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Our
customers
love
our product |