| It's probably impractical |
Everybody does it this way |
We follow industry standard practices |
We don't comment on security matters |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
It's secure enough for our customers |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Why do you hate America? |
No one has ever found any problems |
Let's see you design something better |
You're only helping the bad guys |
You must be being paid by our competition |
security problem excuse BINGO |
Quick! Look over there! |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
| [complete silence] |
We meet all industry standards |
This is probably fixed in the next release |
Our success speaks for itself |
It's a feature our users want |
We think it is secure enough |
No one would ever think of that |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
No comment |
The product was tested by security experts |