You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You've got a conflict of interest |
| It's probably impractical |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Nobody's
perfect |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
| We meet all government standards |
You're so negative |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We meet all industry standards |
| Our competitors have the same problems |
We take
security
very
seriously |
[complete silence] |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We always act in the best interests of customers |