You're just
looking
for
attention |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
We meet all government standards |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're being
irresponsible |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
We meet all industry standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're so negative |
Why do you
hate
America? |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |