Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We've
always
done it
this way
La, la, la
we're not
listening
The product
was tested
by security
experts
We think
it is
secure
enough
No one has complained before
You're
just an
academic
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Let's see
you
design
something
better
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
No one
has ever
found any problems
Only really smart people can carry out this attack security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're being
irresponsible
You have excessive expectations of robustness
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We meet all government standards You're so negative
We always act in the best interests of customers Everybody
does it
this way
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
No one
would ever
think of
that