No one
has ever
found any problems |
We've
always
done it
this way |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
You're
paranoid |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We employ
top security
experts |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
[complete silence] |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're so negative |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We take
security
very
seriously |
No one has complained before |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We read
Schneier's
book |
What do
you have
against
us? |