Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It's a
feature
our users
want
We have never intentionally weakened our products You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Why do you
hate
America?
Only really smart people can carry out this attack We don't
comment
on security
matters
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
We already
knew
about it
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We always act in the best interests of customers No one
has ever
found any problems
Our
customers
love
our product
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We've
always
done it
this way
We meet all industry standards Your privacy
is our priority
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We employ
top security
experts
Our
success
speaks
for itself