It's a feature our users want |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You must be being paid by our competition |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Why do you hate America? |
| Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We don't comment on security matters |
We're fully ISO-9001 compliant |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
We already knew about it |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
No one has ever found any problems |
Our customers love our product |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
We've always done it this way |
| We meet all industry standards |
Your privacy is our priority |
Who are you to criticize, anyway? |
We employ top security experts |
Our success speaks for itself |