We take
security
very
seriously |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We follow industry standard practices |
You're
just an
academic |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We meet all industry standards |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
We already
knew
about it |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Everybody
does it
this way |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
You've got a conflict of interest |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You don't understand
the context |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Nobody's
perfect |