We read
Schneier's
book |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Everybody
does it
this way |
| We meet all government standards |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
paranoid |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
You're so negative |
[complete silence] |
You're
just an
academic |
We already
knew
about it |
We follow industry standard practices |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |