| You've got a conflict of interest |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
It's probably impractical |
We already
knew
about it |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
We meet all government standards |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We use
cryptography |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
[complete silence] |
Why do you
hate
America? |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You're so negative |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
You're being
irresponsible |
We employ
top security
experts |
We take
security
very
seriously |
We follow industry standard practices |