Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You've got a conflict of interest We read
Schneier's
book
We always act in the best interests of customers Let's see
you
design
something
better
We already
knew
about it
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Quick!
Look over there!
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We take
security
very
seriously
Why do you
hate
America?
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all industry standards Everybody
does it
this way
Our competitors have the same problems It's probably impractical We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Nothing is
100% secure
Only really smart people can carry out this attack
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
You're being
irresponsible
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
It doesn't
need to be
very secure