Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're
paranoid
Only really smart people can carry out this attack We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We already
knew
about it
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
You're
just an
academic
It's a
feature
our users
want
You're only
helping
the bad guys
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We don't
comment
on security
matters
We have never intentionally weakened our products We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
What kind of a person looks for flaws? You have excessive expectations of robustness
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
No one
has ever
found any problems
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You're so negative Any security concerns are unsubstantiated
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
[complete silence] Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
No
comment
Why are you trying to harm our industry?