Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have never intentionally weakened our products You have excessive expectations of robustness La, la, la
we're not
listening
You've got a conflict of interest
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You don't understand
the context
What kind of a person looks for flaws? That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No one
would ever
think of
that
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
You're
just an
academic
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We follow industry standard practices
We always act in the best interests of customers Nothing is
100% secure
We meet all industry standards It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You're part
of a
conspiracy
Your privacy
is our priority
Let's see
you
design
something
better
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We read
Schneier's
book