That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We already
knew
about it |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Why do you
hate
America? |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
| It's probably impractical |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're being
irresponsible |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
No one has complained before |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
We take
security
very
seriously |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Quick!
Look over there! |
[complete silence] |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |