Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
No one has complained before It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We don't
comment
on security
matters
This is too dangerous to disclose
We think
it is
secure
enough
Let's see
you
design
something
better
No one
would ever
think of
that
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
You don't understand
the context
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We've
always
done it
this way
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Quick!
Look over there!
We meet all government standards You have excessive expectations of robustness What do
you have
against
us?
Our competitors have the same problems
We meet all industry standards What kind of a person looks for flaws? Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that