We employ
top security
experts |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Everybody
does it
this way |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We use
cryptography |
You're being
irresponsible |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Your privacy
is our priority |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
[complete silence] |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Our
customers
love
our product |
You're so negative |
Our competitors have the same problems |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |