We take
security
very
seriously |
[complete silence] |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We already
knew
about it |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Why do you
hate
America? |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We follow industry standard practices |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Everybody
does it
this way |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
We meet all industry standards |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Your privacy
is our priority |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We use
cryptography |
We meet all government standards |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
It's probably impractical |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |