No one
has ever
found any problems |
No one has complained before |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We employ
top security
experts |
Everybody
does it
this way |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
just an
academic |
It's probably impractical |
| You're so negative |
Quick!
Look over there! |
Why do you
hate
America? |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
No
comment |
We take
security
very
seriously |
We use
cryptography |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We always act in the best interests of customers |