We employ
top security
experts |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We already
knew
about it |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We read
Schneier's
book |
No
comment |
Everybody
does it
this way |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
| You're so negative |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Your privacy
is our priority |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We meet all industry standards |
No one
has ever
found any problems |