You're
just an
academic |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You don't understand
the context |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We've
always
done it
this way |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You're so negative |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We meet all industry standards |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
[complete silence] |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We meet all government standards |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We already
knew
about it |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |