We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We meet all government standards |
We meet all industry standards |
| Our competitors have the same problems |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You're so negative |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
We follow industry standard practices |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
You've got a conflict of interest |
| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
No one has complained before |
It's probably impractical |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |