Why do you
hate
America? |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Quick!
Look over there! |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
We meet all government standards |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We use
cryptography |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
paranoid |
It's probably impractical |
| We meet all industry standards |
Nobody's
perfect |
We follow industry standard practices |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
You don't understand
the context |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're so negative |