Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Your privacy
is our priority
Why do you
hate
America?
You've got a conflict of interest You're so negative That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
This is too dangerous to disclose La, la, la
we're not
listening
The product
was tested
by security
experts
It's a
feature
our users
want
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Our competitors have the same problems No one has complained before security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We always act in the best interests of customers
We have never intentionally weakened our products It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Nothing is
100% secure
We don't
comment
on security
matters
We follow industry standard practices
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We think
it is
secure
enough
We read
Schneier's
book
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo