Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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This is too dangerous to disclose Quick!
Look over there!
Nothing is
100% secure
La, la, la
we're not
listening
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We follow industry standard practices Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned It's probably impractical
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Only really smart people can carry out this attack security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
What kind of a person looks for flaws?
We read
Schneier's
book
Your privacy
is our priority
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
No
comment
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
We already
knew
about it
[complete silence] We think
it is
secure
enough
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We take
security
very
seriously