We think
it is
secure
enough |
You're so negative |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Your privacy
is our priority |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
You're
paranoid |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Why do you
hate
America? |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
We follow industry standard practices |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |