| No one has complained before |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
[complete silence] |
We meet all industry standards |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You don't understand
the context |
You're being
irresponsible |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Nobody's
perfect |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We use
cryptography |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We meet all government standards |
You're
paranoid |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |