We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
| You're so negative |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're
just an
academic |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
We employ
top security
experts |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
[complete silence] |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Nobody's
perfect |