No one would ever think of that |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
Why do you hate America? |
| We follow industry standard practices |
We already knew about it |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
[complete silence] |
You'll be hearing from our lawyers |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
We employ top security experts |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Our competitors have the same problems |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
We don't comment on security matters |
You're just looking for attention |
You're part of a conspiracy |
You're only helping the bad guys |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
We take security very seriously |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
You don't understand the context |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |