| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Nobody's
perfect |
We read
Schneier's
book |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
We already
knew
about it |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We follow industry standard practices |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Our
customers
love
our product |
It's probably impractical |
You've got a conflict of interest |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |