| [complete silence] |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
You don't understand
the context |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You're so negative |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're being
irresponsible |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We already
knew
about it |
We meet all government standards |
We use
cryptography |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |