Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Let's see
you
design
something
better
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later
We meet all industry standards That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We already
knew
about it
Your privacy
is our priority
We follow industry standard practices security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's probably impractical You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You have excessive expectations of robustness You're so negative We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
No
comment
You're just
looking
for
attention
Our
customers
love
our product
You're
just an
academic
We meet all government standards That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated