We employ
top security
experts |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Quick!
Look over there! |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We use
cryptography |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We meet all government standards |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
It's probably impractical |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
No
comment |
Your privacy
is our priority |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |