Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
| [complete silence] |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
paranoid |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
You're
just an
academic |
Why do you
hate
America? |
We meet all industry standards |
What do
you have
against
us? |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Everybody
does it
this way |
Nothing is
100% secure |