La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You're
just an
academic |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
You don't understand
the context |
We take
security
very
seriously |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
You're
paranoid |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We read
Schneier's
book |
No
comment |
We already
knew
about it |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
We've
always
done it
this way |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
[complete silence] |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |